"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."

Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

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"I can conquer the whole world with one hand behind my back, as long as the other is holding yours"

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They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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*stops mid bj to pull a hair out of my mouth*

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"Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling"

General life philosophy (via fraggybird)


now who gon’ cuddle lol

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